![]() ![]() They meet Borat, who congratulates them on a happy ending, but then, Jack's wheel accidentally runs over the quartet, killing them. They appear moments after they had left, young again. Decades later, the four now-elderly rulers find the wardrobe again and go through it. Tumnus then shows up, having survived his battle. The four are crowned the new rulers of the land. Peter declares the White Bitch will receive a fair and just trial in the new Gnarnia, but Jack's wheel accidentally crushes her to death. ![]() Together, they kill the army, defeat the White Bitch, and stop her plan. Peter then finds a magic remote and uses its powers to revive his siblings. The four siblings engage the White Bitch in battle and all (except for Peter) are killed. As the orphans have a pre-battle party with their allies, Susan gets drunk and vomits everywhere, disgusting their army enough that nobody shows up to help the orphans the next day. Aslo agrees to help Edward and manages to kill Silas, but while breaking Edward out, he is slain by the White Bitch. Upon finishing their training, Lucy, Susan, and Peter head to the camp of Aslo. They all help Lucy, Susan, and Peter train for the war against the White Bitch.Ĭaptain Jack Swallows helps Edward escape, only for Edward to find out it was a ruse as Jack, the Bitch's old enemy, needs intelligence out of Edward. The White Bitch sends Silas after the trio Tumnus apparently sacrifices himself to ensure their safety.Īfterwards, the orphans meet a graying Harry Potter, along with a balding Ron Weasley and a pregnant Hermione Granger at Hogwarts. When he refuses to reveal to her where the others are, she flashes him her breasts, hypnotizing him into giving up the information on the orphans, then imprisons him. They ally themselves with Harry Beaver, Tumnus' life partner, to defeat the White Bitch.Įdward sneaks off to the White Bitch's castle. She convinces him to trap the other orphans in order to become the king of Gnarnia in her White Castle.Īll four go to Tumnus' house, where they discover their relation to each other in a copy of the famous painting The Last Supper, and that the White Bitch killed their parents. The others follow Lucy to Gnarnia, and Edward meets the White Bitch. Tumnus, who welcomes Lucy to Gnarnia and warns her of danger. ![]() On the other side, in the middle of a wintry forest, she finds Mr. Willy reveals his plot to use them all as a special ingredient in his treats.Īttempting to hide from the maniacal Willy, Lucy finds a wardrobe. All four meet up at Willy's Chocolate Factory. During "comedic" situations, fellow orphans Edward, a disillusioned monk trainee Susan, a displaced adopted girl and Peter, a mutant at Mutant Academy who is often teased for his chicken-like wings, all find Golden Tickets. Before dying, he gives clues that lead her to a "Golden Ticket" in a vending machine candy bar. Lucy finds that her adoptive father, a museum curator, has been attacked by Silas. New Booty" by Bubba Sparxxx gained commercial attention for being featured in Epic Movie. Despite this, it was fairly successful at the box office, earning $86.9 million worldwide, more than four times its $20 million budget. Many have considered this to be one of the worst films of all time. The film was released on January 26, 2007, and it was unanimously panned by critics. A parody of the epic film genre, the film mostly references The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, Harry Potter, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Pirates of the Caribbean, and X-Men. Chambers, Crispin Glover, Tony Cox, and Fred Willard. It stars Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, Jayma Mays, Jennifer Coolidge, Faune A. Epic Movie is a 2007 American parody film written and directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer and produced by Paul Schiff. ![]()
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